Sunday, April 29, 2012

The Thousand Blade Razor


The Thousand-Blade Razor

We started with single-blades but have now ‘progressed’ to five-blade razors, maybe even six while I type this.  Simon, on Squawk on the Street on CNBC, bragged the other day that his new razor had five-blades.  Besides being a BritIdiot who consistently gets it wrong, he again missed the conclusion Jim Cramer would have seen in an instant.  We’ve been sucked and the rhyme-word by companies like P&G.

Single-blades shaved our fathers and grandfathers just fine.  So why are we paying freaking high prices for multi-blades?  It is time some entrepreneur pushes P&G off the shelf with low cost razors.  I’m tired of finding that replacement blades for last year’s razors are no longer available.  Give me a consistently cheap blade.  What the hell do we have China for if we can’t get our throats cut for less?  Or should I just wait until we spend hundreds of dollars for the 'new' Thousand Blade Razor'?


Why am I writing you when I should be the guy who brings common sense to the common man?